Tattoo these on your fingers, and when you punch someone out in a bar fight,
this will be the last two words they see.

S U M P   P A I N
B A R D   M O W S
S H A H   F O N D
H I M S   L A D E
P O R K   P U K E
R E A M   L A P S
L E S S   O U T S
D O L E   R O O M
T H A N   M O O N
P U T T   L O C K